Pencey Prep

A place where your soul is seperated from your body

Teachers

We have fantastic teachers here at Pencey. They encourage students to harrass other students in a classroom. In fact, this helps the student learn what his mistakes were. We like to make students feel bad.

Roommates

Here at Pencey Prep we enjoy putting other lives in danger. The jocks are a specialty here because of their constant bullying and stealing. Your experience may lead to suicide and depression.