Come and get some free movies
Every Saturday at 5:19 pm
Once you join this club it's nearly impossible to resign, so make peace with yourself before you join! You'll be hearing about movies you probably don't want to hear about for the rest of your life!
Two Cans Jerry
Very old (probably homeless) but he's pretty chill.
Donna The Bear
She's really nice... Just don't poke her, she hates that.
He used to be a scientist until his wife cheated on him, don't trust him, he's a liar.
No, you won't die, it's completely safe.
You're fine, just don't poke Donna.