Liza Lagerstrom
I'd hire me
Special Skills
Soap carving
Can type wicked fast
Makes a great latte
Has connections downtown
Protesting/Picketing/Rioting
Can hold breath for a minute and a half
Good at making shrines
This one in particular is of Richard Nixon. 37th President of the United States, 1st in my heart.
Has a really cute cat
His name is Tucker and you can pet him if you hire me. Or, if you hate cats, I will keep him far away from you if you hire me.
Great Canadate
I am a friend to all tables and an avid reader of all fables.