A Modest Proposal
Annual Purge "the new way to reduce crime"
No more worries!
Do you ever worry about being in a dangerous neighborhood or making sure everything's locked up? Having our annual purge will reduce all crime that happens year round. Everyone will do their share of crime the day of the purge. There is no obligation to participate. Home security will be offered to be improved at an affordable price.
How it works?
Home Security
Improvement of home security will be offered at a cost $1,000. You will be receiving, monitors connected to indoor and outdoor cameras, indoor keypad that modifies settings and many more.
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With all crime being legal for 24 hours, why have to worry about crime the rest of the year? Now people won't have to be concerned about theft, murder, or anything at all!
No obligations
Whether it's a night to get all of your stress out or just a regular day for you, there is absolutely no obligation to participate!
Be Prepared!
The official date will be January 28th. All of the information is listed above. Best of luck to everyone.