A Modest Proposal

Annual Purge "the new way to reduce crime"

No more worries!

Do you ever worry about being in a dangerous neighborhood or making sure everything's locked up? Having our annual purge will reduce all crime that happens year round. Everyone will do their share of crime the day of the purge. There is no obligation to participate. Home security will be offered to be improved at an affordable price.

How it works?

Be Prepared!

The official date will be January 28th. All of the information is listed above. Best of luck to everyone.