Come to our event! Or Else
This is not a subtitle
Event Information
Your Birthday
This event is your previous birthday. You already missed it.
When?
Sunday, Sep 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
Where?
Nowhere
Stuff
- Think about past days
- Turn off phone
- Spam Facebook's servers
- Like Chris' posts on 2 million accounts
- Note that Chris' birthday is not on the 7th
- Giving out 25 billion dollars in prize money
Party Poopers United Co
You are not invited to this party
These invitations are void
Only one with a pass may enter
Email: www.Nonexistent@nowhere.co
Location: Nowhere
Facebook: facebook.com/FacebookFail
Twitter: @TwitterFail