Come to our event! Or Else

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Your Special Day Is Coming

Your Birthday

Sunday, Sep. 7th, 12am

Nowhere

This event is your previous birthday. You already missed it.

Stuff

  • Think about past days
  • Turn off phone
  • Spam Facebook's servers
  • Like Chris' posts on 2 million accounts
  • Note that Chris' birthday is not on the 7th
  • Giving out 25 billion dollars in prize money

Party Poopers United Co

You are not invited to this party

These invitations are void

Only one with a pass may enter