Bury Yourself in Culture
by: Jonah Watson and Ryan Isenhour
Crucify Your Grandmother!
Mummify Your Muslim!
It's Just Rite:
As seen here, we offer a deeply culturally correct funeral. This is the perfect funeral for those of the Muslim faith!
As seen here, a Christian funeral is taking place. This is a high class funeral for the followers of Christ!
Native American Funeral:
As seen here, a Native American funeral is taking place. This funeral is historically accurate and one of the most popular funerals selected!
Guaranteed to Bring the Family Together!
We recommend that you send passed loved ones to us Native Americans! We take death very seriously and have a powerful medicine man oversee the entire ritual. We have certain death rituals that even involve pipe smoking and gifts. Yes, you can have gifts including Jewelry, food, and sacrificed animals. We even have medicine men and other tribal leaders guide you or your loved one’s spirit into the afterlife by openings in the burial site. Please join us on the journey to the afterlife!