NEW YORK! NEW YORK!
Broadcast by Ted Newman
Its Ted Newman here to tell you to come on down to the Big Apple! There's joints, there's excitement, there's fun and so so much more! Have a ritzy date with your significant other or come watch a Hoofer late at night. The options are never ending here in the big city! Come invest yourself in stocks, you never know you could become rich! The city is bigger, and better than it ever was before. We are no longer in the time of discomfort, the war is over.. it's the roaring twenties! Come down and enjoy it!