All-New Electronic Box Available!
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Extra Uses For the Electronic Box!
- Does absolutely nothing!
- Wastes time!
- Makes annoying beeping sounds! More than 200 selective styles of annoying beeping, all for your pleasure!
- Teaches young kids beautiful, descriptive language!
- Drains batteries 4x faster than normal electronics!
- Learns languages 20x faster than a parrot- say something, and it will create a new style of beeping- SWEARING!
- Destroys your house 360% faster than a professional demolition crew!
- Paintballs your house with 20% more acrylic paintballs than a paintballer machine gun!