All-New Electronic Box Available!

ONLY $74928374.99 !!

Extra Uses For the Electronic Box!

  • Does absolutely nothing!
  • Wastes time!
  • Fragile!
  • Makes annoying beeping sounds! More than 200 selective styles of annoying beeping, all for your pleasure!
  • Teaches young kids beautiful, descriptive language!
  • Drains batteries 4x faster than normal electronics!
  • Learns languages 20x faster than a parrot- say something, and it will create a new style of beeping- SWEARING!
  • Destroys your house 360% faster than a professional demolition crew!
  • Paintballs your house with 20% more acrylic paintballs than a paintballer machine gun!

COME TO OUR STORE, ACCESSIBLE BY A TRAIN TO HAWAII, IN ANY ALTERNATE TUESDAY TO RECEIVE YOUR OWN ELECTRONIC BOX, FREE!