Liza Lagerstrom
Resume
Reasons to Hire Me
Ridiculously good looking
Willing to be big or little spoon
Very dedicated (I go to school A LOT)
Good for workplace morale: I'm hilarious and I can do a magic trick
Pretty much a professional at Mario Kart
Personal Attributes
Has a really loud, obnoxious (yet somewhat charming) laugh
Alien enthusiast
High score of 224 on Crossy Road
Hobbies/Interests
Yodeling
Beatboxing
Collecting swords and cool pieces of lint
Breathing
Richard Nixon
Education
Repeated 3rd grade (therefore very experienced with the times tables)
Studied Latin for 7 1/2 years - forgot all of it
Took French 1 and 2. bonjour
References
The guy that hangs out in front of CVS
My 2nd grade science teacher
Any girl scout
Things I'll Do to Get This Job
Spin around until I throw up or you lose interest
Sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" a cappella all the way through
Give you a heartfelt hug
Draw your face on a balloon
Let you flick one of my earlobes a maximum of 7 times
Attempt to moonwalk