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what are cool things???
cool is a natural gift: you either have it or you don't. most people (unlike me) could use some help with everyday coolness. so I have given you some help if your cool level is zero.
come up with your own cool celebration dance
know what they are saying: YOLO SWAG BOSS!!!!
know who cool people are especially cool people
I would be happy to inform you that thanks to you and the people of DFW you have voted me (and Odell Becham Jr) to be the "person of the year for 2015". It has been great honor to be cooler than everybody in the world. I hope next year you will vote me again!! I also wish you luck on it because if you are running for the coolest you will lose to me.