from Grant Hoesel
The Letter #295
I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "women who love to much" but i'm still hurting, so i thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. what should I do? He is in love with my best friend and who she likes now likes me.
From, a person who shall not be named.
(P.S., i am not voldemort.)
Helena says she feels like a like sick puppy dog.
Heart with a arrow through it
her heart is broken (or in this case, shot)
this would most likely resemble Demetrius. he is crying most likely because he wants Helena to back off.
My letter back
i understand where you are coming from. I've had a lot of letters similar to this. So here are 2 ways to get Demetrius to like you back.
Number 1: give Demetrius bacon. I mean, there are no cons what so ever besides it might be unhealthy. Unless Demetrius is a vegetarian, this is the way to go.
Number 2: ask out Demetrius on a date. Its less effective, but he might change his mind, but he could reject you. If i were you, i would stay with the bacon, but do what pleases you.
so if you go out on a date, don't make things uncomfortable. Stay cool and good luck and don't forget about the bacon.