The Advice Column
Thomas Keeton
The situation
sincerely Lonely Lover
The Responce
Thank you for writing in to me.I have thought about this situation for a very long time and I think I have something for your problem.
My idea is that if you put the potion in Demetrius's eyes to love Hermia. Put the potion on your eyes to love Lysander. This will help everyone including Eggus because Hermia will like the person that he wants her to like.
The second thing I have for you is the thing you have to do is just forget about him. You may miss him but, the good thing is that you won't have to worry about him. You wont have be with someone who doesn't love or want to be with you.
If you reread this in a few years and either of these have worked you may be thankful.
If this didn't work I am sorry. Did I mention no refunds?
Sincerely Dr. Love
This teardrop stands for the tears that fell because she knew Demetrius didn't love her.
The way Homer looks like he is confused this is what I think Helena (Lonely Lover) would look like because she thinks Lysander is just playing with her.
This is what Helena (Lonely Lovers) heart looks like knowing that the person she likes likes her best friend.