We Lie About Banking
Open A Checking Account Today!
Our bank is fake and you should probably not give us your money!
We offer:
- All the ATM Fees
- -100% Interest
- 0 Overdraft Protection
- Not available online
- No insurance
Bank With Us!
Opening Hours
Mon: Closed
Tues: Closed
Wed: Closed
Thurs: Closed
Fri: We are pretty much closed like all the time
Sat: yup still closed
Sun: 6:00-8:00 haha just kidding we are closed
Banks and Money and Taxes and Stuff
Location: 1285 Box on side of road
Phone: 1-800-968-7386
Twitter: @deez_____