We Lie About Banking

Open A Checking Account Today!

Our bank is fake and you should probably not give us your money!

We offer:

  • All the ATM Fees
  • -100% Interest
  • 0 Overdraft Protection
  • Not available online
  • No insurance

Bank With Us!

Opening Hours

Mon: Closed

Tues: Closed

Wed: Closed

Thurs: Closed

Fri: We are pretty much closed like all the time

Sat: yup still closed

Sun: 6:00-8:00 haha just kidding we are closed