Musical Walrus City

Emily Elston and Tommy Jones


We the people of our most humble city hereby reaffirm our faith in the principles of liberty, our constututional republic, and solemly pledge ourselves to defend it against every foe, be they foreign or domestic.

Article I

No harm shall come to any peasants whether they be citizens of our city, or visitors of our city, or anyone detained by the city.

The dignity and respect of all peasants and their property is inviolable.

No person shall insult or vandalize a person or their property.

Article II

Anyone playing or producing music that is found to be terrible by the Walrus Overlord is to be immediately detained by the city. This includes all music penned by Justin Bieber, One Direction, and 5 Seconds of Summer.

Music penned by Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Carrie Underwood, and the Soundtracks of all movies (exception of the Twilight Saga) are strongly encouraged to be enjoyed and shared. Any other music not listed here must first be approved by the Walrus Overlord.

Article III

No person shall be stripped of their rights by any person or thing, whether it be by City Official, or by a peasant.

Every person's rights are inviolable. These rights include the freedom to petition, the freedom to assemble in an appropriate and unviolent manner, the freedom of speech, lest it be insults, and the freedom to vote.

Article IV

Playing musical instruments is highly encouraged by the Walrus Overlord. However, if any instrumentalist is found creating obnoxious sounds will be immediately detained by the city.