love advise from fairy Oprah

everyone needs help finding that someone!

The Love Square

Dear Fairy Oprah,

I've read your column for years, but i never thought that i would be writing you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. Also my best friend's boyfriend also fallen in love with me all the sudden! After telling him I like the guy I'm chasing, he said he would fight him! So I need your help.

Sincerely,

Miss. Imperfect

The Response

Dear Miss Imperfect,

I'm deciding to help little old you. I have found a way to help you that anyone like you could do with all your problems. All you need to do is cut you hair and wear boy clothes and act like one! There are some pro's and con's to this so read this before you do everything. Pro: your boys won't fight and no one will be killed. Con: you will have to love a woman. Now all you have to do is make your choice.

If you chose to to go with cutting your hair than you will have to do it by night so no one will know. Also you will have to move to another city because everyone knows who you are . And with the voice all you have to do is eat 14 lilys and one leaf frome the tallest tree in the magical forest and your voice will get deep.

With dressing like one is the problem, all you have to is go into your father's closet and steal some clothes. Then you will run away and find a new home. once you are in the city you need to make up a new backround.

Now you know what you have to do if you chose to take my advise. hope you chose what your heart says to.


From,

Fairy Oprah