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The Letter To Me.

Dear Captain Hiro


I have read your column for years, but i never thought i would actually be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but i'm still hurting, so i thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me, but my best friends boyfriend, Lysander, is according to him is "in love with me" i don't believe him. I mean why would anybody love little ol' me? When compared to Hermia, Demetrious sees me as a boogyman, and not as a human. I don't know what to do i'm just so confused, and don't know how much more I can take. Please respond to me asap (aka as soon as possible. Aka as known as)


Urgently Awaiting Response,

Someone Trapped In A Unrequited Love Triangle

My Response.

Dear Someone Trapped In A Unrequited Love Triangle,


Thanks for reading my columns, don't be scared about writing to me thats what i'm here for. I save love not ignore it. Your love triangle sounds pretty complicated.


So this Lysander says he loves you? Even though he's not your beloved Demetrious, you'll still have a boyfriend who: loves you, wants to be with you, and take care of you. He may be in love with you but remember he is still your best friend's boyfriends, so not the best idea. Is a boyfriend worth your best friend?


I've heard of this love flower you can find in the Magic Forest. You put it in on their eyes while they are sleeping and when they wake the first person they see they will fall for, i'm not kidding all the roots in that forest watch out! Put that on Demetrious and you will get your true love. Keep in mind it could wear off, but nobody really knows. In a technical sense he doesn't truly love you, it's the flower.


Now make a decision and find that flower or Lysander and save your love with my advice. Let me know how it turns out on my work email TheLoveSaver@yahoo.com. Bye


Sincerely,

Captain Hiro

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