Best Afterlife Cultures

Where to jump off to the best afterlife party

Option 1 - The Take it all with you Viking Extravaganza

For those of you who are looking to take it all with you, we offer the Viking Funeral extravaganza. In this option you will be buried with all your possessions including your very own ship to carry you to the after world to celebrate in Valhalla with all the Viking gods. The boat includes room for your possessions and for your wives and slaves. A lavish spread of food is also provide for you for your trip into the after world. The feast includes meats, fish, bread, cheeses and fruits. Along with all this will be plenty of ale and cider to wash all your blues away.
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Option 2 - Warm Egyptian Splendor

For those of you who love all the attention, we offer the Warm Egyptian Splendor package. Upon your passing you will be mummified in the best Egyptian cottons and have your organs removed and stored in our newest alabaster jars. You will be transported down the Nile river on one of our many party barges. You will have your very on entourage of professional mourners who will cry and tear their hair out, all over your passing. Also included in this package is elaborate paintings on your tomb site walls depicting the bounty of your life here on earth, and the bounty of your afterlife. For additional fees, you may be buried with food, beds and gold jewelry to improve your status in the afterlife.
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Option 3 The Natural Native American Experience

For those longing to have a more natural, "green" afterlife experience, we offer the Natural Native American Package. With this package you get a natural guide to the afterlife where your spirit can be one with nature. You can choose from the funeral pyre, where your spirit will be lifted up in the smoke as you float toward your afterlife party, or you can be buried with one of your special horses, so that you can ride like the wind all the way to your afterlife experience. As in the other packages, food and drink will be provided in your tomb for you and those buried with you. In addition, this package includes the following Native American prayer which will be sung at your burial.


When I am dead

Cry for me a little
Think of me sometimes
But not too much.
Think of me now and again
As I was in life
At some moments it's pleasant to recall
But not for long.
Leave me in peace
And I shall leave you in peace
And while you live
Let your thoughts be with the living.

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