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10/16/2016 Bailey McCann

Are you tired of your rust, old, beat up car? Would you like the FREEDOM to roam the roads without being frightened of breaking down? Do you think you deserve a car that will get you where you want to go EQUALLY as fast as the next person?


Look no further the new 2017 NISSAN LIBERAL is here!!

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What so different about the new and improved NISSAN LIBERAL??

The new NISSAN LIBERAL comes complete with 6 EQUALLY spaced seats with 2 more folding seats in the floorboard for maximum satisfaction at your choosing . After all, the LIBERAL is PRO-CHOICE!


It also comes with 4 Goodyear Assurance tires but just incase a catastrophe occurs, we supply another tire so that NO ONE IS IN NEED!


The LIBERAL is bought with two, guaranteed scratch free mirrors. Although they are both the same mirror the RIGHT SIDE seems to always give off a better image.

IF YOU BUY ONE TODAY, IT COMES WITH A STICKER REPRESENTING ONE OF THE BEST CARS OUT THERE!!!

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We pride ourselves on making it a HUMAN RIGHT at our dealership to choose your car. That's why we want to HELP YOU, THE PEOPLE choose the best car for you!


We believe to make your purchase the best purchase, we will take charge and relieve your ILLS. We will cut all down payments. No need for a CRUEL OR UNUSUAL down payment!


One thing we decided to do with the NISSAN LIBERAL that we haven't with other models is to heavy-duty inforce each bumper and installed a camera on each side. This will ultimately lower the VIOLENCE of anything such as a wreak that we want none of our people to get into.

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Lastly, we have made it a priority to make each and every passenger comfortable by installing a mounted center console that can easily be removed. This will give you room to cuddle with your wife, brother. husband, daughter. girlfriend, boyfriend or even your dogs! WE DON'T CARE as long as you are IN LOVE with the new 2017 NISSAN LIBERAL!!

NOW COME ON DOWN TODAY TO GET YOU A BIG Ol' WAD OF LIBERALISM!!!!

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