Elliott's time machines inc.
Producing time machines since 2015
If you need a Time machine that can work in any type of location such as an interstice we're for you!
Our products work in any small space or large one. We can also send inanimate items into the vortex of time. With our machine you can visit prehistoric terra incognita and you can supersede a condescending historic figure and change history!
We will describe our pathetic fallacies to these items an hope you feel the same
This is our early model of the time machine.
It has received many epigram like retorts to our guarantees but we are nihilistic to these and we think you will love it.
This is the T model
This model is designed for more sedate journeys and is made for people that are more ratiocination but with some mutatis mutandis this could become a type A model.
Model A
This is the almighty model A. It has had a good obiter dictum from many people. You should not abase such a machine as this and we will guarantee your satisfaction.
Now is when you can come visit us
We do advise that when putting these machines together that you are obsequious to the instruction manual.
come visit Elliott's Time machines now!
Email: notreal@notreal.org
Website: notarealwebsite.gov
Location: 111 obvious rd.
Phone: (000) 010-0101
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