Elliott's time machines inc.

Producing time machines since 2015

If you need a Time machine that can work in any type of location such as an interstice we're for you!

Our products work in any small space or large one. We can also send inanimate items into the vortex of time. With our machine you can visit prehistoric terra incognita and you can supersede a condescending historic figure and change history!

We will describe our pathetic fallacies to these items an hope you feel the same

Now is when you can come visit us

We are open from 10:00 am to 10:01 am on Wednesdays only!

We do advise that when putting these machines together that you are obsequious to the instruction manual.