Monkey Seeks Love

Gabe Fahey pd.7

About Me

My name is Bob. As you know, I’m looking for a good prime mate. So, I am going to tell you about myself. First things first, I think I have a good sense of humor. But, I hate puns: they drive me bananas. The next thing that you should know about me is I like to enter races. It’s easy for me to win because I’m always two steps ahead of everyone. Another thing to know about me is that I enjoy it when it is cold outside. When people complain, I just say, “Fur real.” Now that you know about me, I’m excited to tell you about my dream date.


Dream Date

Dream Date

As a mammal you need to be warm blooded, but for me you need to have an even warmer heart. You also need to be able to make people go bananas with jokes with your sense of humor. Also don’t have a bad temper, I don’t want anybody going furious George. Another thing I’m wondering, what is your favorite restaurant? As long as it is Italian food, I won’t go bananas. I'm trying to find someone who is chimply perfect.