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How we feel about the scarlet pimpernel

Breaking News

That dratted, malicious Scarlet Pimpernel has struck again today by disguising himself as, and get this, an old hag with small pox! And he's saved another entire family. He now leaves us to wonder, who IS this malicious devil, and where will he strike next.

About the Scarlet Pimpernel

The Scarlet Pimpernel is a villainous person who comes and robs the guillotine of its rightful victims. Those aristocrats deserved every ounce of what was coming to them, but this "Scarlet Pimpernel" is messing everything up. He MUST be stopped.

Our top searchers

He's guaranteed to mess things up

He has saved hundreds of families from the guillotine, a horrible crime, and he has gotten past our best guards. And, though we have searched relentlessly, what we really need is a lead. If you have any information regarding him, please tell us at once. If you are reading this, Scarlet Pimpernel, we WILL find you, and when we do, beware.

Frequently asked questions

Q: Why is he doing this?

A: Apparently he likes aristocrats. Don't ask why.

Q: Who is he?

A: His identity remains unknown.

Q: How does he keep escaping capture?

A: He is a master of disguise and can be very convincing as well as either gender.

Q: What significant progress have you made towards finding him?

A: ...

More information

The scarlet pimpernel has many accomplices, some of which we have identified. But on thing is certain, he is persistent, and he will not stop until we convict him. This is why we are working tirelessly to find him. He is thought to be english, but we can't be too sure. We need more information, and you must understand that it is very hard to gain information on a person whose appearance changes so frequently. Not only that, but he has very convincing voice impressions and body langue. He is arguably the best at what he does, even if it is not a good thing. This makes him very unpredictable and therefore hard to pinpoint.