Our pony riding filipino boy is actually a GOAT!
You heard it here first, folks!
Garrett is a goat. It all makes sense now- the long, wavy black hair. The strange obsession to being whipped with a belt. Keeping his face hidden from online friends. Working at a barn and having a tight bond with the horses.
He was heard bleating at his school one day during lunch. He claims that he was just joking around and making weird noises- that it made his throat hurt- but we know the truth. Whether he's a satyr or just a plain old goat, we aren't sure yet. He's been brought into scientific labs to be experimented on, and we will soon have an answer. Stay tuned and keep reading.