A Modest Proposal
For solving the problem of the obese poeple in America.
Obesity is a huge growing problem in America. However there is a solution to this! The solution is shutting down all technology that makes life easier such as; cars, grocery stores, and all restaurants. Every single citizen in America will have to grow their own crops and food to eat. Growing ones own food will force many obese to get up and get out side and move. Also growing your own crops forces you; to not grow unhealthy food. Not having cars will also help obesity because you have to walk everywhere, causing you to lose weight.
How long this will take.
One Billion Years.
Once people have done this for one billion years, THEN AND ONLY THEN, can Americans go back to the old ways of cars and restaurants.