Explosions Inc.
Trust us. We're proffesionals.
Explosions are us. You don't need to know more than that.
You just need to know that we're the best in the business, for the best prices, period. You want an explosion, you come to us.
Our Annual Specials:
Standard Explosion
Simple, medium-sized explosion. Good for a variety of areas, from a house to a park.
Mushroom Cloud Explosion
Large, devastating explosion. Good for cities and large towns.
Small Explosion
Small, firecracker-sized explosion. Good for terrifying your friends and making homework go boom.
About Us
We are a nonexistent organization. We specialize in pyrotechnics and all things on fire. You just need to know that explosions are us, and we're the best there is. We are NONEXISTENT.
Email: NONEXISTENT@gmail.com
Website: www.nonexistent.com
Location: Place
Phone: (111) 555-1111