Ridiculously ridiculous food
The weirdest place you'll ever eat.
Appetizers
Plain old salad
Are you too fat? Maybe just a vegetarian, well, here’s the dish for you, a beautiful salad doused in honey, because, why not? - $0.99
Bread
Bucket o’ random
Random stuff that we throw into a delicious concoction of sludge -$.99
Breakfast
Potato
A scrumptious, all natural dish, the raw potato,- $100.00
Fat mamma's fat flapjacks
18 fluffy brown pancakes doused in Worcestershire sauce, because we do weird. -$5.00
Hot-dog with a side of bun
A glorious weiner, and a bun. - $2.00
Lunch
Sandwich sandwich
A tasteful sandwich with lots of meat. - $15.00
Cheese
Two whole pounds of cheese (results may vary). $3.00
Bucket of air
Air! So delicious, great for people on diets. $10000000.00
Dinner
All dinner is the same as breakfast, except on Thursday, when we serve free "all you can eat" pudding.
Contact us
Email: Email@email.email
Website: www.website.com
Location: 18716378278762380238746276734629874675694276781687647864328 East nowhere
Phone: (417)417-4174
Facebook: facebook.com/page
Twitter: @twittername