Week 12: Overtaking Brian for 1st
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Quick Midseason Report
- CatPasey: 15
- NeonDion PewpMachine: 14
- Dangleberry Droplets: 11
- Joan Smoothers: 9
- THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW: 9
- The Malkin-g Dead: 9
- Fiber Frenzy: 6
- The Cat's Meow: 5
- Zamboners: 5
- Hot Ice Beast: 4
Don't look, I might poop
It has come to my attention that the NeonDion PewpMachine has snuck into 3rd place. Pete wanted me to let everyone know that since his name change from the Pauly Ds of yesteryear (RIP) to the NeonDion PewpMachine, he has gone 7-2. It will be interesting to see what happens with the real NeonDion given his new 7 year contract extension. Either way, enjoy the hot streak you horned hobgoblin........ELBOWS NEVER FORGET
Lines of the Night
Friday: The Malkin-g Dead: 6g, 7a, +7, +0, 1ppp, 17sog, 22fw, 17hit, 3blk
Saturday: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW: 4g, 6a, -2, 2pim, 5ppp, 26sog, 29fw, 11hit, 9blk
Sunday: Hot Ice Beast: 3g, 7a, +0, 6pim, 5ppp, 30sog, 45fw, 13hit, 10blk, 18sv, 1sho
Week 12 Matchups
How to Skin a Cat: Part 8 (ELBOWs 9, Meows 3):
Ryan stands ground against the Power (Beast 6, Droplets 6):
Brian is dodd (Malkin-g 11, Smoothers 1):
Lolz (Frenzy 6, Zamboners 5):
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Ps I'm the Wingstop bandit ;)
Pop that Pasey don't stop (Neon 10, Pasey 2):
There's not much anyone can do right now to stop Pete, unless you want to break into his apartment and take away his lotion and dream catchers. Landeskog and Hall were droppin dongles all week, and had almost as many goals as Pat's team combined. Ovi shut up just as much as Pat will this NYE - that's quite a bit of shutting up.
Week 12 Awards
Waiver Wire Wizard: Hot Ice Beast
Wah: Zamboners
Bieber Fever: Fiber Frenzy
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades: Zamboners
Tight BuTThole: Zamboners
Desk Pop: The Malkin-g Dead
Week 13 Predictions
Cat Droplets: I think Stoney Baloney will take down the Cat to perpetuate the fantasy shaming. If Backes and Spezza come back there's a chance for reline revival, but Burns and Pavs can't hold up the ship forever. Dangleberries 8, Meows 4
Pasey Beast: Pat will get back on track this week, but he will have to go through Saksen's happy trail of tears. It'll be a close one. Pasey 7, Beast 6
Joan Fiber: The Battle of Flavor Country went in Brian's favor 7-6, but with BriChi's team on the rocks, anything is possible. LET DEM COMPETE. Frenzy 6, Joan 6
Boner Pewps: Mmmm I like where this is going. Charlie's will to make playoffs is only matched by Pete's gay porn hardness. Possible matchup of the week? Dion 7, Zamz 5
Okay you silly bitches, as of tonight I will be in Tahoe playing human centipede with Chris, RyLu, and Pat - eat your hearts out, and FIRST GAME
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