The Worst Person Ever
Trail of Tears
You are a evil, selfish person. You killed most of my tribe with your white army. You can't take us from our land after we have been living there for hundreds of years. We are not going on some terrible, dangerous trip so you can get money for cotton.
You are the best president ever! I am one of the richest people in my town. Because of all of these tariffs on foreign goods, I get to raise my prices on goods. The Southerners can't do anything about it since I have great tools and they can't buy from anyone else.
Happy Northerner :-)