Come to Ballislife

The Place Where Athletes Rule and Couch Potatoes Drool!


Everyday, there are kids who are left out of the sports games, kids diagnosed with diabetes, and people who get more kills in video games than minutes that they are outside. At Ballislife, we put an end to all of that. Here, people are never left out, and there have been no diabetes reports ever reported. Here, people don't commonly play video games, and although they are not illegal, most people have other commitments that come first, so they don't have time to play video games. Ballislife is named after a common basketball term used to describe people who play ball everyday. We are the top of the world when it comes to fitness, at about 5,000 feet. Oh, and we are also the fittest area in the world. What do you have to lose, besides the game? Come join us in Ballislife, about 20 miles due Northwest of Denver, CO.

Who Are We Looking For?

We are looking for people who would like to play sports at the next level while maintaining top grades in school. People here will be spending most of their time on the field or in the classroom, so it is important that you are committed to being a part of the fittest society in the world. School is still an important thing here, so if you get in here, you are very fortunate. Only about 1 in 10 make the cut, either because their grades weren't good enough or they weren't committed enough. if you get accepted, you have something very good going for you and you should take advantage of it while you can. the average BMI in the US is 26.6, which is considered overweight. In Ballislife, the average BMI is 21.0, which shows that we are obviously doing something right. America gave people the right of the "Pursuit of Happiness," and by allowing people to play sports to their heart's content, we are giving them that chance, finally living up to the Declaration of Independence. I guess the people in F451 tried to create equality among other people, but they failed and it ended with war and the eventual demolition of the city.

Now, because anyone looking at this is a very studious athlete, i'm sure you all have read the book Fahrenheit 451 right? this society, in case you are wondering, will be nothing like the Dystopian mess described in that book. To start, we have a completely different purpose. The purpose of the society in F451 was to make everyone equal. This is not our goal. Our goal is to provide people with the best environment possible so that people can play sports to their heart's content. Also, there is basically no crime in our society. In F451, people got in trouble for having books in their houses. In our society, the worst thing that you can possibly do in cheat, and in that case you can be jailed for up to 30 days, but no longer. There are no murders, because everyone is trained in the art of defense as part of their schooling, and there is no shoplifting, because everything is free. Lastly, when you look at governmental control, the entire society, from what they watch to what they eat, is controlled in F451. Once again, this is not the case in Ballislife. Ballislife's gov't only controls the sports leagues that are made as well as the local crime department. this is it, for the reason that there is nothing else to be controlled. Everything is free, and as a result there is no economy. As you can see, there is no way possible that this place could turn into F451 all over again.


Problems that could occur within this society include:

  1. Cheating
  2. Gambling Problems
  3. Injuries
  4. Fights over Games
  5. Rigging of the Games

Should any of these happen, we may have to ask you to vacate this Utopia, because all you are doing is infringing upon other people's fun, and nobody wants a party-pooper.

Should you want to leave, you are free to go, but, once you leave, you will truly realize what exactly you are missing out on, and leaving is not an optimistic path for you.