Come to Ballislife
The Place Where Athletes Rule and Couch Potatoes Drool!
Who Are We Looking For?
Now, because anyone looking at this is a very studious athlete, i'm sure you all have read the book Fahrenheit 451 right? this society, in case you are wondering, will be nothing like the Dystopian mess described in that book. To start, we have a completely different purpose. The purpose of the society in F451 was to make everyone equal. This is not our goal. Our goal is to provide people with the best environment possible so that people can play sports to their heart's content. Also, there is basically no crime in our society. In F451, people got in trouble for having books in their houses. In our society, the worst thing that you can possibly do in cheat, and in that case you can be jailed for up to 30 days, but no longer. There are no murders, because everyone is trained in the art of defense as part of their schooling, and there is no shoplifting, because everything is free. Lastly, when you look at governmental control, the entire society, from what they watch to what they eat, is controlled in F451. Once again, this is not the case in Ballislife. Ballislife's gov't only controls the sports leagues that are made as well as the local crime department. this is it, for the reason that there is nothing else to be controlled. Everything is free, and as a result there is no economy. As you can see, there is no way possible that this place could turn into F451 all over again.
- Gambling Problems
- Fights over Games
- Rigging of the Games
Should any of these happen, we may have to ask you to vacate this Utopia, because all you are doing is infringing upon other people's fun, and nobody wants a party-pooper.
Should you want to leave, you are free to go, but, once you leave, you will truly realize what exactly you are missing out on, and leaving is not an optimistic path for you.