Houston Mark with the dog
By Houston Mark, who knows his title is lame
Houston Mark with the dog
Lazy but content Houston Mark
Has to walk a dog with a bark
It slobbers, sneezes,
It's snappy and wheezesAand it smell like a bunch of
old rotten, forgotten cheeses
Meredith, mom, and father alike
Have left Houston to make the dog hike
He'll fuss, complain, pray for it to rain
saying it is "very unsocialist pain"
When, after a while, the slouch gets off his couch
the entire family has become a grouch
"She bit me" Mer said,
"my foot feels torn off and she ate my shoe,
Now Houston, what are you going to do?"
Zoom! Houston raced out with the dog,
behind him was the mutt with the mullet
running fast as a bullet
The pooch squirmed and squeezed
she was pig that's been greased
finally, after they left,
the entire family was happily pleased