The Middle East

Come for the faith, stay for the war!

What's The Middle East all about?

The Middle East is home to some of the most prolific faiths of all time! Christianity, Judaism, and Islam! Sure, they may be widely different and fight constantly, but isn't that what a country is all about? So come down? What are you waiting for? The Second Coming?


JIHAD! COMING SOON TO A MOSQUE NEAR YOU!

This decade, experience the event critics are calling breathtaking and action packed, JIHAD! Follow the story of Osama Bin Laden, a man forced to extremes by the powers that be, and the people who opposed him! MARVEL at death defying acts of bravery! GASP at Osama's rise to power! FAINT at the attack that stopped it all. JIHAD! COMING SOON TO YOUR LOCAL MOSQUE! RATED R.

What's in it for you?

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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE WAY YOU PRAY! WE GUARANTEE IT!