The Circle Seven Spot
Recreational Resort
Come to the Circle Seven Spot to escape it all!
Here at our Circle Seven, you can experience our world class resort and enjoy each of our getaways that your whole family will relish
Our Getaway Attractions
Red Water Rafting Adventure
Come and have a rafting adventure in the pristine waters of the Phlegethon river!
Great Barrier Bungee Jump
Let loose your wild side at our Great Barrier Bungee Jump! We are happy to announce its re-debut after recent earthquake damage and are pleased to say that repairs are complete.
Enjoy our toasty Circle Seven Sand Spa
Here you can immerse yourself in the region's hot, relaxing sand; you may never want to leave!
Hike the Whispering Woods
Renew yourself with a hiking trip that all will enjoy. We take pride in the abundance and variety of birds that make their homes here. So keep an eye out to all of you birdwatchers!
Centaur-back riding and Spearfishing
Take a ride along the mighty Phlegethon aback a mighty Centaur! Part of the ride includes an educational opportunity to learn how to partake in the centaur tradition of river spearfishing! Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity!
Our Legendary Services
Geryon's Great Barrier Gondola
This is the recommended mode of transportation around the Resort. So hop on board and visit every place on site!
Happy Harpy's Hamburgers, Hoagies, and Hot dogs
Come get a quick meal from our patron Happy Harpy's whenever you need great food at a reasonable price.
Phlegethon Refreshment Fountain
Thirsty? Get a quick drink from a variety of beverages made from water purified right from the essential mineral-rich waters of the Phlegethon from our beverage dispenser
Don't miss Minotaur Money Back! The annual equipment rental and admission sale
Our signature event starts once a year, on the sixth day of the sixth month at 6:00 pm in which you can receive 66.6% off. Don't miss the chance!
We are the Circle Seven Spot
Email: geryon@minotaur.com
Website: vacationinhell.com
Location: Circle Seven, where else?
Phone: 666-555-1234