THE NEW P.E.W TM

MADE BY AWSHUM! trademark copyright

THE NEW PORTABLE EXTRA WOW TELEPORTING MACHINE IS IN STORES NOW

Tired of long, heavy, saggy bags? Well fear not! The new P.E.W TM is yours! The P.E.W TM takes your items, turns them into digital data, and stores it for you, and you can take it out anytime!!!! It's amazing! Bags are so 21st century! Be ahead of your lame 21st century friends and get a P.E.W TM that's for the 101010th century!!

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ONLY 300000000 YEN!! NO RIP OFFS AND NO REFUNDS GUARANTEED !!!! : D (do not quote me)

BUY NOW!!

NOT CONVINCED YET? WELL IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU CAN GET A FREEEEEEEEE BALLOON FOR AN EXTRAS $2.50!! THE P.E.W TM IS EASY TO TAKE WITH YOU, SINCE IT CAN FIT RIGHT INTO YOUR POCKET!! NOT GOOD WITH TECHNOLOGY? WHO CARES!! WITH A PRESS OF A BUTTON, YOU CAN EASILY USE THE P.E.W TM!! NOW YOU CAN POKE THE SCREEN AND NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOL!! IF YOU CALL NOW, YOU CAN GET A BONUS 50% DISCOUNT VOUCHER WHERE YOU CAN USE AT AWSHUM! STORES!! *EXPIRES 2/2/2002* IT ALSO COMES WITH A 100% DISCOUNTED LOLLIPOP!! THATS FREE!!!! FOR $5!! CALL NOW AT 911!!

BE SWAG..