Be A Senator

We need YOU to become a Senator!

The Basics:

Job Title: Senator

Location: Your own state and Washington, DC

Starting Salary: $174,000

Length of Contract: 6 years

Do you meet the following requirements? Then you can be a senator!

-30 years old

-A 9 year citizen

-An inhabitant of a state

-Must be willing to represent your people

-Must be willing to be a committee member

-Must be willing to be a legislator and politician

Benefits? You bet!

-Tax Deductions

-Travel allowance

-Cheap life and medical insurance

-Free health care at all military hospitals

-Generous retirement plan

-Franking Privileges

-Free printing

Run today!