The Daily Illyria
the oddest of odd happenings
Ship Sinks!
This past weekend, a sunken ship was found on the bottom of the ocean. There are no known survivors of the wreck, but people are cautioned to watch out for ragged newcomers. Experts say that it is likely that these shipwrecked seamen were pirates and are warning everyone to be wary of strangers on the street. There is a high chance that the seamen have come to our Illyria for refuge.
Duke rejected by the love of his life
Duke Orsino asked the sought after Olivia to wed him. Olivia bluntly rejected him for the third time, and the Duke is left a bachelor yet again.
Sir Toby found drunk
Yet again, Sir Toby was found drunk wandering on the streets. Authorities are questioning whether Sir Toby has the mentality to be trusted with alcohol.
Malvolio gone insane?
Reports of Countess Olivia's servant Malvolio say that he was skipping and hopping around the streets with bright yellow cross-gartered stockings. Wearing a demented smile on his face, he wouldn't stop laughing. It is believed that he may have been possessed by the devil. Malvolio has been locked up in the dungeon.
Love At First Sight?
New studies show the truth behind "love at first sight"
If you've ever had the thought that you've just met the love of your life, then you might have have fallen into the trap of "love at first sight". Scientists have experimented with this saying and they have found that love itself takes time to develop. They have concluded that true love at first sight is not possible, though a temporary infatuation is very likely. Next time you think you're in love, think about whether you really are.