The Great War
A contient at war.
It has been enough!
There has been too much death. Not just our sister Britain, but Americans as well. We all know we arn't netural and so does Germany. That is why they keep sinking ships with our fellow Americans on them. Yes, now they might have promised not to sink another, but they also promised Mexico Arizonia, New Mexico, and Texas. We can't trust them. We must declare war!
We know that, as Americans, it is our right, nay duty, to keep peace. Now, let's go do our duty and restore the peace. If we don't, you'll be seeing a lot more of this: