A play written by Brian Barmantje
Living in the middle class of Oldham County, the daily life for a girl is fairly nice. They get nice things, and a roof on their heads. Still, all they do is complain on twitter about their lives. "Somebody bring me Starbucks" or "Why can't I have a relationship like this?" Is all they seem to talk about. Worst of all of them was Madeline Tarter. One day, she was on a trip to Hawaii, but she was mad because she wanted to go to Paris. She got on the wrong plane and ended up in East Africa, where she was kidnapped. After that she had a real reason to complain. She lived there for 3 years before she was finally rescued and never complained about little things again. The end.