CONJUNCTIVITIS DEAD OR ALIVE
(Also known as Pink Eye)
By Mitchell Capuano
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DescriptionConjunctivitis is very irritating and is pretty painful.
It is pretty much pink eye but its worse.
You can get conjunctivitis if you share items with someone that already as it.
Conjunctivitis is very contagious.
Modus Operandi and Symptoms
Redness in the white of the eye.
Swelling of the eyelids.
Itching or burning feeling of the eyelids.
Swollen and tender areas in front of the ears.
A lot of tearing.
Clear or slightly thick, whitish drainage.
Infections caused by viruses or bacteria.
Dry eyes from lack of tears or exposure to wind and sun.
Chemicals, fumes, or smoke.
This disease feeds and attacks on human eyes.
Also a few animals as well.
They are usually in human eyes or animal eyes.
The suspect we are looking for is not armed and is not dangerous. There is a mortality rate of 5%. Its not much but there still is a chance of death.
One in every 50 people get this each year.
Doctors are the secret weapon against pink eye. If you catch pink eye get to a doctor, they can take care of it.
If we mess up our eyes, its bad for the Illuminati. There advertisement and stuff goes down. They need eye models.