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I Went To The Moon!
On Tuesday, March 9, 2015, Atheer and I traveled to the moon. We were sent by NASA to travel to the moon and film a documentary. We went with a film crew who filmed, directed, and produced the entire movie. We stayed for five days.
I Found Aliens!
While filming the documentary, I stumbled (literally) upon aliens disguised as rocks. I accidentally kicked one and it made a noise. Upon further inspection from the scientists aboard the ship, we discovered multiple breeds of this species. The one I accidentally kicked was a child that was only five years old. They weren't harmful creatures and were very peaceful to us humans.
Your Life Is A aLIEn!
We found similar genetic makeup throughout all of the rocks in the universe that we were capable of studying and testing. It turns out every single rock is a living creature. Believe it or not, when a human dies, they turn into these creatures. They grow larger as they age, the oldest being planets, moons, and stars. This is an extremely interesting and unique discovery. We've found a way to communicate with the rock creatures and discovered that the earth and moon are currently fighting a war against each other. This is the reason they are closer together and also the reason the moon is slowly receding away from the earth.
About The Author
Hi, I'm Abby Hoffmeister, the author of this newsletter. I hope you found it informative and interesting. All of the images were found at google.com and all articles were written by me.