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Ever since ancient times, animals have been prized for their protective instincts, but have lacked human-like intelligence. Now, these two prized abilities have been combined to form a half-man, the worlds most efficient bodyguard. Created using the genes of humans, dogs, jaguars, tigers, and hyenas, these fiercely protective creatures are becoming a part of every respected individuals family
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