The Daily Deliria Deliver
Portland's Best Love Free Newspaper
Delirium Advance Book Project By: Caroline Stephen
Dear The Solver,
I don’t know if I'm imagining things or what is happening is real! But I think my niece is in LOVE! She starting to have trouble focusing on reality, and seems to get really nervous when I try talking to her. These are the symptoms of phase one of Amor Deliria Nervosa, but there have to be another answer. She might be nervous about picking her perfect match in a few days, but that is nothing to be nervous about. If she is in love how can she pick her perfect match while being attracted some random stranger. Please help me, I must find out if she is in love or not before anyone else does. Her whole family is depending on her to pick her right match.
From, The Concerned Aunt 487
Dear The Concerned Aunt 487,
First, you need to calm down and try not to freak out. If your niece is in love and realizes you are on to her, then she might try to run away. Like you said, she may just be nervous about picking her perfect match, but always remember to keep your options open. Because at the same time she could be easily in love with someone. Try to compare her action before and after her evaluation. Is she still eating the same? Has she become more distant from you? Has she been leaving the house a lot lately? These are just a few things to compare. If you find solid proof that she is in love you must call the toll free number below. You don’t want her ending up on the wrong path and disappointing her family. Hope this advice helps.
From, The Solver
***If you fear that you or someone you know may have contracted deliria, please call the emergency line toll-free at 1-800-PREVENT to discuss immediate intake and treatment.”***
In the year of 2021 the president has declared our ability to love is a disease. But lucky the scientist have found a cure to this disease; a procedure that you undergo at the age of 18. Before the procedure you must go through an evaluation to determine the rest of your life. Who you marry, what job you have, where you live, and how many kids you have. For Lena Haloway there is no other way to live. She can't wait for her evaluation and to get her match and just live out the rest of your life. Lena thinks that the rest of her life is going to be a breeze, but that's until she meets Alex Sheathes. At first Lena believes Alex is cured and he can do no harm to her. Then Alex reveles to Lena that he is an invalid from the Wild, and the more time Lena spends with him she starts to fall in love. If your not suppose to fall in love then what happens when you do? The movie Delirium is drama beyond it years. It has the love, heartbreak, and suspense. Go watch Delirium in a theater near you.
“....love and desire enjoy a symbiotic relationship, meaning that one cannot exist without the other. Desire is an enemy to contentment; desire is illness, a feverish brain. Who can be considered healthy who wants? The very word want suggests a lack, an impoverishment, and that is what desire is: an impoverishment of the brain, a flaw, a mistake.”
― Lauren Oliver, Delirium
Based on the book: Deliriun By: Lauren Oliver
Max Schneider As Julian Fineman
Hana May She Be Rembered
Hana Tate lived a very good life,
Even though after marriage she was stuck as a housewife.
She betrayed her friend and knew what she had done,
And after that life without Lena wasn’t so fun.
She wasn’t a terrible child, even though she broke some laws
, but it wasn’t her fault she just wanted her life on pause.
Hana was the kind of girl that dressed in the latest fashion,
on one knew that was never her real passion.
She wasn't perfect , but she dealt with what she had done,
lets remember her when she still free and young.
Written By: Lena Haloway
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