Zippy-Sippy
This juice will send you flyin' through the roof! :D
Zippy-Sippy
It's the BOMB DIGGITY! :D
Propaganda
This is Nicki Minaj's favorite drink for getting pumped up on stage.
Exaggeration
This beverage makes you jump five feet off the ground, lift one hundred pounds more, sprint 2x faster, and jump onto walls like a spider monkey!
Bias
This is the best energy drink around! Once you have a taste of this amazing creation, you will be sad that you ever had another drink.