MATERIAL SAFTEY AND DATA SHEET

Eleanorium

ELEANORIUM

Symbol - EL
Atomic Mass - 54 kg
Discovered by - Mr. & Mrs. McCabium of Dallas, TX
Occurrence - High deposits found in reading and listening to music. Low deposits found in baking pastries.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  • Boils when people are not truthful or respectful
  • Melts when at cross country meets
  • Surface is as white as snow, golden brown hair with hazel eyes
  • Can cause extreme happiness if given a cupcake from Sprinkles
  • Specimens can be caused in various states

- Happy when it's cloudy and cold because it's good running weather

- Scared when in the ocean

- Sad when people are rude and untruthful

Chemical Properties

  • Is repelled by the band Rascal Flatts
  • Is attracted to the voice of the singer Lana Del Rey
  • May explode spontaneously if someone says they don't like Lana Del Rey
  • Requires copious amounts of ice and Bengay to recover from running
  • Is inert if left by a buffet of desserts
  • Is impervious to judgement

CUPCAKES <3

BIRTHDAY/ DISCOVERY DAY

Saturday, Oct. 31st, 6pm

THE WORLD