The Athetian Times
'Positive' Matchmaker (Alexis Copeland)
Dear The Positive Matchmaker,
Roasting Marshmellow Heart
Roasting Marshmallow Heart
Helena's "Code" Name
Helena's Internal/External Conflict
Helena's undying love to Demetrius
When Helena told Demetrius that she would "make a Heaven of a Hell" and that every time he shunned her she would love him more.
THE POSITIVE MATCHMAKER'S ADVICE TO YOU IS.....
Dear Roasting Marshmallow Heart,
Your first choice is to move on, and/or suck it up! I'm sure there is someone who has to fall for someone as hopeless as you, because someone fell for my sister! someone is going to come around, at least you hope. But, the worst that could happen to you is frightful: you could die alone, you could be invited to their wedding, or named Godmother of their firstborn....
Your second choice is, well, i don't know. You could convince him she's not worth loving. Point something out about her that's just weird. (Just make sure you don't do it yourself.)
So, in conclusion, your life sucks. Live with it. Deal with it. So sorry, I guess.
Sincerely, (but not really)
The Positive Matchmaker
(Hope it was as positive enough because that's the best I can do.)