Welcome Guide To Wethersfield
By: Kit Tyler (Kate Jaffe)
Wethersfield was founded in 1633–34. It has made a big mark in history, being “Ye Most Ancient Town” in Connecticut. Over one hundred fifty of the , beautiful (not really) and distinctive (false) Colonial homes stand as a symbol of the rich heritage, which is the Puritan Religion that I strongly dislike! There are tons of tips and tricks to living in Wethersfield, I should know, and here are just some!
Tips on how to be a school teacher!
- Thee should follow the exact criteria for the school.
- Thee shouldn’t allow kids to be jolly or do plays.
- Thee shal not reward the kids for behaving or else thee will easily get a cane throne at them.
- don’t read majestic books to the kids.
- don’t create poems that will make the children joyful or cause any excitement.
What to do and what not to do while having a conversation!
don’t show townsfolk your ability to read.
speak their “language” (tis,twas,twasn’t,twould,needn’t,lad,and mustn't).
Thee shouldn’t mention that thee is a Quaker, if thee is one.
don’t complain or fuss about going to meeting.
don’t discuss about your life before coming to Wethersfield.
How not to be accused of being a witch!
- Thee shouldn’t swim when thee gets in a body of water, just drowned or go under the water until the townsfolk goes away.
- Thee shouldn’t talk to any Quakers.
- live in a community, not by yourself unless thee wants to be accused of being a witch.
don’t give loved ones or friends weird burst of interest or courage to do things that are out of the ordinary or things that are not accepted by Puritans.
How not to court with your crush's sister!
- Speak up when their father gives you permission to marry the sister, even though you shouldn't be courting her.
- Explain to everyone what the situation is before you start dating the damsel.
- Tell the person you fancy what the situation is so her heart is not broken and her soul is not lost.
Local location Ratings (1-5)!
- Libraries are amazing and definitely breathtaking! They are a 4/5.
- Thee shouldn’t buy any houses by ponds, they are considered horrible! They are a 0/5.
- Onion fields are very useful but are also very hard to maintain! They are a 3/5.
- Schoolhouses don’t always turn out well. They are a 2.5/5.
Do's and Dont's
- Do work as best as thee can while doing chores.
- Don't wear beautiful or elegant clothing.
- Do follow all of the rules and guidelines of Wethersfield.
- Don’t be friends with a
Quaker. even though they are so kind.
How to escape Wethersfield! (don't bother reading this Wethersfield is a horrible town)
- Hide in a tree till townsfolk stop looking for you.
- Find a boat and keep on rowing to you find land, preferably Barbados.
Feel the salty breeze in your luscious hair.
- Just don’t come at all if you are rich!!! It’s a horrible experience!