Jamesnezium
Symbol: Jm Atomic mass: 61.23 kg
Discoverers: James & Karen Monroe
Highly concentrated while on the football field, baseball field, and basketball court. Lowly concentrated while at the grocery store, or furniture shopping
Physical Properties:
Surface properties-Brown eyes, brown hair, nice teeth
Boils-when people use bad grammar
Melts-when he throws a touchdown pass
Can cause excess levels of swag if ever injected
Sad when the cowboys lose, and happy when the rangers win
Becomes stubborn and unyielding when he has to study for excess amounts of time.
Chemical Properties:
Is repelled by loud people and cats
Is attracted to women and football
May explode spontaneously when someone spits on my food
Requires copious amounts of mountain dew
Is inert if tired, stressed or sick
Will repel loud people, liars, and Philadelphia Eagles fans
Is impervious to bad breath