Great Gothic House for Sale
For Sale! Only $20,000
Never has a Gothic House been so cheap!
· Houses last owner was insane
· There is small chance it could collapse
· Strange ghostly auras may have been sighted
· If you go insane you cannot hold us legally responsible
· You should probably be careful around the basement storage.
For centuries this house has been owned by the usher line. Fourtunately for you the last two owners of this house died because the last male heir Roderick Usher was completely Insane. He actually buried his living sister in a tomb and then she died on him.