Get Your Own Tots!
By Mallory Leve
Get Your Own Tots!
What is the greatest movie of all time? Well I have done my research and I have found that most aficionados believe Citizen Kane, or Gone With The Wind, or the god father is the best movie ever made. They are WRONG. In citizen Kane Rosebud is a sled. In Gone With The Wind Rhett tells Scarlett, "Frankely my dear, I don't give a @*!@*." In the God Father Don Carleone makes an offer you can't refuse. That stuff all seems so STUPID when in the greatest movie of all time you can get your own tots! Yes Napoleon Dynamite is in fact the most awesome, spectacular, outsanding film ever played on this earth! And because you probably don't believe me I'll prove it to you!
Gosh!
"Hey Napoleon, what are you doing today," "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!" Have you ever heard that movie quote before? Probably not! It's from Napoleon Dynamite gosh! This teenage nerd is played by Jon Heder. This stupid (but in a good way movie) was created in 2004. That seems like such a long time ago! Probably before you where born. Here is a few quotes from the movie....
Great skills!
I mean, isn't this so true? Girl *DO* only want guys who have great skills!
Tina eat the food!
Haven't you always wanted a pet Llama? I have! Well Napoleon has one and her name is Tina. But seriously who in the world would let Napoleon feed a Llama? I wouldn't. But napoleons grandma did! Maybe the craziness runs in the family....
Meet Kip!
Who is kip? He is napoleons brother gosh! He has a "Girlfriend" named Lawfanduh. Now let me tell you about Lawfanduh, she is way taller then kip but they are perfect together. Kip chats online with babes all day... But do we know that he's only chatting with Lawfanduh? Or is it other babes??
Warning! Spoiler Alert 🚨
Let me tell you about what's happens in the movie... My favorite part is when Napoleon gets on the bus and a little kid says, "Hey Napoleon what are you doing today?" "Whatever's I feel like I wanna do gosh!" Now that's funny! Then Napoelons grandma says, "Napoleon go feed Tina!" (Tina is the Llama) Anyways, Napoleon walks outside and says, "Tina you fat lard, come eat your dinner!"
Napoleon Dynamite - Eat the Food! [HQ]
Who's Napoleon❓
Your probably wondering who in the world Napoleon Dynamite is. Napoleon Dynamite is the main character in the movie, along with Pedro who is Napoleons best friend for LIFE!
Napoleon is a tall teenage nerd who wears these big goofy glasses, winter boots, skinny jeans, and at the end he wears a shirt that says, "vote for Pedro." Now that has to tell you that he is AWESOME!!!!
"What a liger?"
What's a liger your asking? It's pretty much the best animal alive! "It's a tiger and a lion mixed together bred for its skills and magic!" ~Napoleon Dynamite. Yes it's the most captivating animal alive!
Napoleon dynamite- liger
The dance💓
"What the heck was uncle Rico doing at my girlfriends house?!" Yes.... Napoleon asked a popular girl to the dance her names Trisha. Trisha really doesn't want to go to the dance with Napoleon. But I would! Serisouly Napoleon is the coolest nerd around. Maybe Trisha just doesn't want her friends to see her with Napoleon? How would you feel if you asked someone to the dance and they hated you? I would feel depressed.
Have you ever taken it off some sweet jumps before?
Your most likely to be saying, "What in the world is this girl talking about?" I'm talking about Pedro's bike! "Do you ride the bus to school?" ~Napoleon "No, I ride my bike." ~Pedro "Dang! You've got shocks... pegs... lucky!" ~Napoleon. Your probably guessing that this movie was made in the 80s, well I thought it was too! But it was actually created in 2004. You wouldn't think people would wear those clothes in 2004, but they did! Jon Heder (Played as Napoleon Dynamite) is also in a few other movies, like blades of glory and benchwarmers.
Uncle Rico!
"Grandma just called and said your suppose to go home." "She didn't tell me anything." "Too bad she doesn't want you here because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak!" Uncle Rico is obviously Napoleons HORRIBLE uncle. He is obsessed with football and he thinks he's better then everyone. Kip and Uncle Rico are best friends, because they almost have the same rude personality. Now Napoleon isn't jealous that Kip chats online with babes all day, because isn't it obvious, Napoleon wouldn't want to be like kip or uncle Rico. I wouldn't either!
Tots!
When you hear the word "Tots." Your probably thinking of toddlers, or the apple juice mots for Tots, BUT I'm talking about tatertots! Yes, Napoleon loves tots. "Napoleon give me some of your tots!" "No go find your own!" "Come on give me some of your tots!" "No I'm freaking starving, I didn't get to eat *anything* today."