For Sale- Home Made Californium!

Asking Price: $27 Mil.

My name is Trevor Ruelas and this is my amazing dicovery!

Californium is an amazing element that I make back in Phoenix, Arizona! I make it by bombarding curium with alpha particles. Californium is a great element that you need now! With its unique Atomic number being 98 and its Atomic mass being 251 amu it’s a no-brainer to pick some up! Some of its practical uses include: Identifying gold and silver in metal detectors, identifying water and oil levels in oil wells. The applications are endless!!! And remember, If it aint Californium, it aint Californium!