For sale: your dream home!

$1.8 billion

No way!

Only 1 billion dollars for my dream home?!?!? Sign me up!
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Glorious features! Air conditioned! (sort of.) Free bed! (bedbugs included!)

Only a crazy person would say no to this deal.

Are you more or less crazy than a crazy, grumpy cat?

You know you want it...

Call our real people who are really selling this real house today!