The Epic Love Zone
From: The Evicted Girlfriend
I am currently having a problem with my love. A fancy jock called Demetrius won't do anything for love between me and him. He won't accept my valentines, kiss me, or even pick roses for me. How can I create a bond between Demetrius and I if he won't take a chance?
Your biggest fan,
Abused and unloved
I have had the same problems before. I could suggest you recite a love poem, or ask him what flowers he likes best. That should help win his heart. Try it yourself, and see how it goes, but if it fails, just write me back, 'kay?
What the Person Wrote Back
Tried it, and it was an A-level epic fail. I need more advice!
Your Biggest Fan,
The Author's Reply
Try a song or a meal together. Within a few hours, you can finally have your love target hit in the bullseye.
The Epic Love Man(Daniel Ulrich)